Female Egyptian Archaeology student Helen Cawthorne, who successfully drew attention away from her unconventionally-arranged facial features for the duration of a trip to Egypt by displaying a minimum of four inches of cleavage at all times has reported being 'appalled' by the sexist attitudes of the Egyptian men she encountered. Cawthorne, who has often been said to possess a 'moon-face' or else to resemble 'her own reflection in the back of a dirty spoon', nevertheless boasts a pair of breasts of the type commonly referred to as 'fat tits'. These breasts, which owe much of their volume to Cawthorne's being roughly two stones above her ideal weight, can be made to resemble more shapely appendages through the judicious use of supportive underwear and low-cut tops. This is a tactic Cawthorne has used almost constantly during her visits to Egypt, despite it reportedly being a Muslim country, in which women are expected to dress demurely. As a direct result, she has been 'appalled' by the attitude shown towards her by the Egyptian men she has encountered. Cawthorne herself, however, remains the only person unable to make a direct connection between the two facts, preferring to blame what she calls the 'neanderthal' attitude of the average Egyptian male.

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